March 2012
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February 2012
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Koalas to the Max dot Com - StumbleUpon →
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
uglypenguin:
tomorrow pee on your crush to mark your territory
boreddudeification:
Like a plastic bag, like a...
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
tastefullyoffensive:
[poorlydrawnlines]
most-awkward-moments:
sticks and stones
may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
