February 2012
23 posts
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
uglypenguin:
tomorrow pee on your crush to mark your territory
boreddudeification:
Like a plastic bag, like a...
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
tastefullyoffensive:
[poorlydrawnlines]
most-awkward-moments:
sticks and stones
may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
January 2012
28 posts
rangerkimmy:
renxya:
unfunnywhitegirl:
here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet:
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my brother was murdered by three black dots.
what do you mean by “black” huh
flavorofthemeek asked: oh my god i saw that you reblogged me and then I was like "Who the fuck is this?" But then I remembered you lol hi Carl. LOL jkjk hi conner.
Boy: there are 206 bones in the body. want 1 more?
Girl: ohhhhhh sure ;)))
Boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow.
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