Neutered Buttles


When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach


long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

  • iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user:I just like this pho-
  • Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*



This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history




Literally my favorite vine of all time

this is me

I love Parker so much lmao

(Source: katara)